I am that redneck!

I was at my in-laws the other night. My mother-in-law starts telling me a story about her co-worker who was going to visit her mother. She looked over and saw this little boy with his shorts around his ankles peeing off the front porch. I just laughed. She continues with telling me where the mother lives...Yes, that was my son!

I should have guessed because why else would she have told me the story. I asked her how the lady knew who it was. She knew that William lived over by her Mom somewhere and then told Linda (my mother-in-law) where the house with the naked boy was. Ding ding ding.